There is someone out there for everyone...

The caption says it all:

So this toy exists....

probably just for people like me.

It's along the lines of Business Woman Barbie and Firefighter Ken, giving the next generation something to look forward to as an adult. It makes me wonder if there is a crazy cat gentleman suitor as well. I would hope so, I couldn't imagine that every single crazy cat person wouldn't have a soul mate out there with a matching calico obsession.

What can I say? If it weren't for my darling husband I would probably be the cliche cat lady, defender of all that is cute! I would also most likely be that woman at the end of the block that all the little children avoid when it's Halloween, even though I'd have the best candy around. 
As is stated in my quick little side introduction:  
I'm not weird, I'm eccentric. It still stands that you cannot touch my hair. I enjoy long walks on the beach and I want my funeral to have an open bar. However, my child-like determination and attention span has changed- I no longer wish to rule over the tree house I found on Pinterest. Now I have my heart set on a mobile home that resembles the Bat Mobile (all rights reserved, yada yada).