What can I say? If it weren't for my darling husband I would probably be the cliche cat lady, defender of all that is cute! I would also most likely be that woman at the end of the block that all the little children avoid when it's Halloween, even though I'd have the best candy around. 
As is stated in my quick little side introduction:  
I'm not weird, I'm eccentric. It still stands that you cannot touch my hair. I enjoy long walks on the beach and I want my funeral to have an open bar. However, my child-like determination and attention span has changed- I no longer wish to rule over the tree house I found on Pinterest. Now I have my heart set on a mobile home that resembles the Bat Mobile (all rights reserved, yada yada).